
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy
gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEYARD hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit
yabba dabba done with ur shit
someone hit me in the head with a bottle of alcohol and it was very champainful
*crowd boos*
more like crowd booze ha ha am i right
when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing
the thing
so i asked my friend’s sister what her favorite color was and sHE REPLIED SATAN
a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop
you never realize how pointless this website is until you try to describe it to someone
if you call me cutie there is a 759% chance that i will fall in love with you
i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids